thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

(via wolfingout)

Cosmo Sex Tip #1776

hedlunds:

Just when he’s about to climax, scream “NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION” and push him into Boston Harbor.

(via streetlight-mashedpotato)

streetlight-mashedpotato:

old-growth-holds-hope:

zenarchism:

bondge:

the sounds of neptune captured from the nasa voyager 

The music of the spheres.

Is this real? Damn. Even if it isn’t I like the idea.

yo just listen to this with headphones on and close your eyes. gave me the biggest chill down my spine

afearlessthreshold:

I don’t even remember where I found this gif, but it’s fucking hilarious

afearlessthreshold:

I don’t even remember where I found this gif, but it’s fucking hilarious

(via hayhayler)

pop-rocks-blowjob:

*Audibly hyperventilating.

pop-rocks-blowjob:

*Audibly hyperventilating.

(via hayhayler)

roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

thats-what-im-tolkien-about:

atomicbassist:

team-lads-and-gents:

i wish puberty took you to a customize your character screen

do you realize how many people would be dragons

is that a bad thing

(via sparks-the-skankosaurus-rex)

quiet-desperati0n:

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